1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,800 Your discretion is advised. 2 00:00:06,670 --> 00:00:09,150 All right, the happy couple is three minutes out. 3 00:00:09,450 --> 00:00:10,450 This is so romantic. 4 00:00:10,970 --> 00:00:14,610 This lady has no idea she's about to adopt a kid and get her pose to on the same date. 5 00:00:14,910 --> 00:00:15,590 Couple goals. 6 00:00:15,790 --> 00:00:16,790 Yeah, wow. 7 00:00:17,010 --> 00:00:20,290 But every woman wants to take care of two living things until they die. 8 00:00:20,890 --> 00:00:22,510 What a great way to start a marriage. 9 00:00:22,770 --> 00:00:23,770 Through deception. 10 00:00:24,430 --> 00:00:26,170 I had Maya's ring in a cupcake. 11 00:00:26,730 --> 00:00:28,670 And then I forgot about it and they ate it. 12 00:00:29,870 --> 00:00:31,150 And then I went to the hospital. 13 00:00:31,710 --> 00:00:32,790 Okay, please just pee. 14 00:00:32,791 --> 00:00:34,150 Oh, good. 15 00:00:34,270 --> 00:00:34,390 Good. 16 00:00:34,550 --> 00:00:35,550 Good. 17 00:00:36,150 --> 00:00:36,590 Good. 18 00:00:36,730 --> 00:00:36,730 Good. 19 00:00:37,050 --> 00:00:37,050 Good. 20 00:00:37,210 --> 00:00:37,210 Good. 21 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:37,370 Good. 22 00:00:37,450 --> 00:00:37,450 Good. 23 00:00:37,990 --> 00:00:38,650 They're here. 24 00:00:38,790 --> 00:00:39,790 They're here. 25 00:00:40,310 --> 00:00:42,690 Glad we didn't overcomplicate this. 26 00:00:44,910 --> 00:00:47,550 Jessica broke up for me in the parking lot. 27 00:00:49,130 --> 00:00:50,130 Congratulations! 28 00:01:22,910 --> 00:01:24,410 This is bad, Kranz. 29 00:01:24,890 --> 00:01:28,610 You know, you're soaking, you're drawing, you make a mistake, you scrub it off the 30 00:01:28,611 --> 00:01:31,030 tub, you fall asleep, you're drowning two inches of water. 31 00:01:31,590 --> 00:01:32,590 Sorry. 32 00:01:50,630 --> 00:01:56,410 I finished that story the way I wanted it to end. 33 00:01:56,411 --> 00:01:58,492 Hey, guys, I've gotten a few calls about a deceased 34 00:01:58,493 --> 00:02:00,750 raccoon in the middle of foils to nap near Olive Road. 35 00:02:00,830 --> 00:02:01,830 Can you pick him up? 36 00:02:02,110 --> 00:02:04,110 Starting the morning with a splat. 37 00:02:04,190 --> 00:02:05,190 We're on it. 38 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:05,970 You're a scooped a splatter. 39 00:02:06,070 --> 00:02:06,750 You won't be a bad dude. 40 00:02:06,890 --> 00:02:08,650 If it's a flat splat, I'll scoot. 41 00:02:09,070 --> 00:02:09,870 They're actually kind of fun. 42 00:02:09,990 --> 00:02:11,350 It's like peeling off nail polish. 43 00:02:11,730 --> 00:02:14,430 Okay, you guys realize you're still on the radio, right? 44 00:02:15,110 --> 00:02:16,110 No, we're not. 45 00:02:16,910 --> 00:02:18,350 I still got my finger on the button. 46 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:18,570 Yeah. 47 00:02:19,030 --> 00:02:20,530 It's just a little too soon, guys. 48 00:02:20,610 --> 00:02:21,730 The raccoon had a family. 49 00:02:21,990 --> 00:02:23,130 It's just a shout tool. 50 00:02:23,330 --> 00:02:25,450 You can't take the heat and you get out of the kitchen. 51 00:02:25,451 --> 00:02:27,731 Well, I'm trying to, but you keep falling down the button. 52 00:02:28,090 --> 00:02:29,610 You've got me on it. 53 00:02:30,470 --> 00:02:32,948 So, a volunteer said that the donkey got spooked 54 00:02:32,949 --> 00:02:35,771 when a patient rang the gun with chemotherapy. 55 00:02:39,170 --> 00:02:40,170 Huh. 56 00:02:42,630 --> 00:02:43,870 Hope this isn't contagious. 57 00:02:45,530 --> 00:02:47,650 Hello there, you rough draft of a horse. 58 00:02:48,030 --> 00:02:49,030 There you go. 59 00:02:51,750 --> 00:02:51,930 Nice. 60 00:02:51,931 --> 00:02:53,370 Just play stick. 61 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:55,370 Nothing good on the TV. 62 00:02:55,710 --> 00:02:57,070 And what the hell is it screaming? 63 00:02:57,370 --> 00:02:58,490 It can't be. 64 00:03:00,190 --> 00:03:01,210 It's definitely him. 65 00:03:01,650 --> 00:03:01,650 Yeah. 66 00:03:01,870 --> 00:03:02,650 What happened, Dad? 67 00:03:02,770 --> 00:03:03,170 Nothing. 68 00:03:03,630 --> 00:03:05,690 I just love hanging around in hospitals. 69 00:03:06,530 --> 00:03:07,870 I had a heart attack. 70 00:03:08,310 --> 00:03:09,310 You have boob? 71 00:03:09,470 --> 00:03:10,850 Papa Sean, no. 72 00:03:11,290 --> 00:03:11,750 Are you okay? 73 00:03:11,910 --> 00:03:12,910 I'm gonna be fine. 74 00:03:13,250 --> 00:03:13,250 Shoot. 75 00:03:13,310 --> 00:03:14,450 Maybe a second opinion. 76 00:03:14,590 --> 00:03:16,230 You can ask your new girlfriend here. 77 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:19,070 There's a classic Shaw family love language. 78 00:03:19,670 --> 00:03:20,950 Hey, I'm gonna call Patrick. 79 00:03:21,290 --> 00:03:21,910 I assume you were too bad. 80 00:03:21,911 --> 00:03:23,790 proud to notify any of the other children. 81 00:03:24,010 --> 00:03:26,070 I'm not proud of anything involving my children. 82 00:03:26,370 --> 00:03:28,274 You know, it's weird to summon with a charcoal pro 83 00:03:28,275 --> 00:03:30,390 cat for a heart could even have a heart attack. 84 00:03:30,570 --> 00:03:32,850 Yeah, a lot of love being hurled around in here. 85 00:03:33,050 --> 00:03:34,630 Can you get that ass out of my room? 86 00:03:36,130 --> 00:03:37,650 You're gonna have to be more specific. 87 00:03:39,190 --> 00:03:41,290 Just a look on that dead raccoons face. 88 00:03:41,530 --> 00:03:44,930 He was like... No, he was more like skid. 89 00:03:46,270 --> 00:03:47,830 Hey, for example, I have some bad news. 90 00:03:48,030 --> 00:03:49,534 Somehow all of the food that was donated for 91 00:03:49,535 --> 00:03:52,251 your community outreach event caught on fire. 92 00:03:52,690 --> 00:03:53,050 What? 93 00:03:53,051 --> 00:03:53,410 What? 94 00:03:53,411 --> 00:03:54,250 How does that even happen? 95 00:03:54,350 --> 00:03:57,146 Yeah, well, we think it might have been a spark from an electrical wire. 96 00:03:57,170 --> 00:04:00,490 I mean, Roman's contractors really cut a lot of corners putting this place together. 97 00:04:00,910 --> 00:04:03,970 Also, his crew had the worst cat cooling game. 98 00:04:04,030 --> 00:04:04,690 Lot of repeats. 99 00:04:04,830 --> 00:04:05,910 Yeah, I do agree with that. 100 00:04:06,390 --> 00:04:10,690 Luckily the fire was contained, but yeah, all the food is obviously ruined. 101 00:04:10,710 --> 00:04:11,770 I need all that kibble. 102 00:04:11,910 --> 00:04:14,870 We open up the kennel on Wednesdays to give away free food to the public. 103 00:04:14,910 --> 00:04:15,670 What am I supposed to do? 104 00:04:15,810 --> 00:04:19,090 Just like sit there and take in the frowns and the disappointment like I'm at home? 105 00:04:19,130 --> 00:04:21,710 Well, I was just restocking when you still have money in the outreach budget. 106 00:04:21,711 --> 00:04:22,270 right? 107 00:04:22,510 --> 00:04:23,690 Yeah, that's a good point. 108 00:04:23,950 --> 00:04:24,610 I don't have any of the money. 109 00:04:24,790 --> 00:04:26,566 I blew through all of it for the step and step. 110 00:04:26,590 --> 00:04:27,950 I should have cut those swag bags. 111 00:04:28,070 --> 00:04:29,950 Again, still holding down the button. 112 00:04:30,510 --> 00:04:34,330 You just have to get creative. 113 00:04:34,530 --> 00:04:35,630 I'll help you. 114 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:37,710 Thanks. 115 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:39,850 Did you start the fire? 116 00:04:40,050 --> 00:04:43,730 Accidentally, yeah, I started the fire, but I was smoking weed in there. 117 00:04:44,170 --> 00:04:44,950 So let me get this straight. 118 00:04:45,010 --> 00:04:47,870 You were getting high by the dry goods at the place where you work. 119 00:04:47,910 --> 00:04:49,390 I wasn't getting high. 120 00:04:50,070 --> 00:04:51,390 It was one joint. 121 00:04:52,190 --> 00:04:54,130 What do you care you to get me a cheeseburger? 122 00:04:54,510 --> 00:04:54,870 Yeah. 123 00:04:55,430 --> 00:04:56,430 Are you okay? 124 00:04:56,810 --> 00:04:57,866 I brought you a kind of lily. 125 00:04:57,890 --> 00:04:58,410 It's mom's favorite. 126 00:04:58,570 --> 00:05:01,150 I said you get those as the same drugs to you by your tampons. 127 00:05:01,670 --> 00:05:02,270 Thanks for coming. 128 00:05:02,330 --> 00:05:03,330 He needed a fresh target. 129 00:05:04,810 --> 00:05:06,070 Good news, Mr. Shaw. 130 00:05:06,130 --> 00:05:08,450 You're never to stabilize, so we're going to discharge you. 131 00:05:08,550 --> 00:05:09,590 Oh, hey. 132 00:05:09,970 --> 00:05:11,026 I think you're going to begin. 133 00:05:11,050 --> 00:05:13,810 You sure you don't need to keep them for like a month or two? 134 00:05:13,970 --> 00:05:16,590 Yeah, we'll sign off on any unnecessary exams approach. 135 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,526 The nurses have made it very clear if we don't 136 00:05:18,550 --> 00:05:20,310 discharge them as soon as possible, they will strike. 137 00:05:20,370 --> 00:05:20,690 Wow. 138 00:05:20,691 --> 00:05:21,350 Fan from it. 139 00:05:21,370 --> 00:05:22,690 Denny's a church in our hospital. 140 00:05:22,810 --> 00:05:23,590 Kind of on a hot street. 141 00:05:23,670 --> 00:05:24,010 Whatever. 142 00:05:24,270 --> 00:05:25,330 I'm going home. 143 00:05:25,570 --> 00:05:26,250 A little miss. 144 00:05:26,530 --> 00:05:28,090 You get my trousers and look away. 145 00:05:30,490 --> 00:05:33,450 You should make a full recovery, but I don't need to be more than others. 146 00:05:33,850 --> 00:05:36,610 I suggest you stay with one of you for the week. 147 00:05:37,010 --> 00:05:37,690 Not it. 148 00:05:37,850 --> 00:05:38,850 No, no. 149 00:05:39,050 --> 00:05:40,530 The black paper says it's not a five. 150 00:05:40,910 --> 00:05:42,170 Rock paper says a shoe. 151 00:05:42,630 --> 00:05:43,630 Rock paper says a shoe. 152 00:05:43,850 --> 00:05:44,850 Rock paper says a shoe. 153 00:05:49,710 --> 00:05:54,170 This is our father that we're talking about. 154 00:05:54,410 --> 00:05:54,850 You're right. 155 00:05:54,970 --> 00:05:55,970 This isn't a game. 156 00:05:56,110 --> 00:05:58,690 First one to the medical waste being around the corner wins. 157 00:05:59,290 --> 00:05:59,290 Okay. 158 00:05:59,410 --> 00:06:02,370 I don't agree with anything that brought us here, but I love a competition. 159 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:04,030 On your marks. 160 00:06:24,860 --> 00:06:25,860 And... 161 00:06:31,830 --> 00:06:34,290 Yeah, only because I got dored. 162 00:06:34,350 --> 00:06:36,930 Doesn't matter, because you have to do that. 163 00:06:37,250 --> 00:06:38,670 You have to do that. 164 00:06:40,210 --> 00:06:41,210 Oh. 165 00:06:43,910 --> 00:06:47,740 I don't know how to work this crap. 166 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:48,120 Yeah. 167 00:06:48,380 --> 00:06:48,900 That's the idea. 168 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:50,640 Keep you distracted for a couple hours. 169 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:52,400 I almost forgot if you need anything. 170 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:53,980 Anything at all. 171 00:06:54,300 --> 00:06:55,300 Whistle for Frank. 172 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:57,220 Here we go, Mr. Shaw. 173 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:02,020 Keep this kid from messing around back there. 174 00:07:02,060 --> 00:07:03,460 Are you trying to take my wallet? 175 00:07:03,820 --> 00:07:05,160 I took your wallet and keys. 176 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:08,140 And as fun as it would be to watch Docs as you can't drive. 177 00:07:08,260 --> 00:07:09,740 So I'm stuck in this frickin' dump? 178 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:10,000 Okay. 179 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:12,940 Well, as the order of this house, don't feel like a strong word. 180 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:14,760 I mean, have you seen the new backsplash? 181 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:15,900 Scooter, munchkin. 182 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:16,960 Here is your landlord. 183 00:07:17,180 --> 00:07:19,400 How are you still renting in your age? 184 00:07:19,580 --> 00:07:20,975 Well, you could stay at my place, Dan, but 185 00:07:20,976 --> 00:07:24,040 remember the condom board deemed you as undesired. 186 00:07:24,041 --> 00:07:25,041 Hey, hey, hey. 187 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:28,860 Why don't you knuckleheads go and get my sweater back at the house? 188 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:30,320 The blue one. 189 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:32,480 I cannot do it, but I'm still at work. 190 00:07:33,060 --> 00:07:35,320 I got an active DUI check going right now. 191 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:36,220 Dad, goodbye. 192 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:37,560 Frank? 193 00:07:38,020 --> 00:07:39,020 Turn it off my phone. 194 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:41,400 Tread the backsplash is amazing. 195 00:07:43,220 --> 00:07:44,220 I need my sweater. 196 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:46,176 I'm not driving to your house to get your sweater. 197 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:47,280 You can borrow one of mine. 198 00:07:47,420 --> 00:07:49,520 Oh, just give me a second to find the EHES one. 199 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,020 All right, I'll pick it up during lunch. 200 00:07:56,180 --> 00:07:58,660 Unless you want to have an even bigger heart attack right now. 201 00:07:58,680 --> 00:07:59,880 And just be done with it. 202 00:08:00,140 --> 00:08:01,140 Now? 203 00:08:01,460 --> 00:08:03,800 All right, there we go. 204 00:08:04,020 --> 00:08:08,600 And Mr. Shaw, these lights are on a dimmer if that helps you relax. 205 00:08:13,220 --> 00:08:16,400 Maybe we can still give this away if we just say it's been slow-roasted? 206 00:08:16,940 --> 00:08:19,660 Yeah, yeah, these carcinogens probably taste great. 207 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:20,760 Hi. 208 00:08:20,761 --> 00:08:23,760 Sorry, the donation center is temporary close. 209 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:26,800 We are out of inventory right now. 210 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:30,540 And actually, like, to make a donation, I don't need this food anymore. 211 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:32,160 My cat passed away. 212 00:08:33,020 --> 00:08:34,020 Oh. 213 00:08:34,220 --> 00:08:36,260 Well, let me just take this moment to say. 214 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:38,920 Your cat has amazing timing. 215 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:42,460 Thank you. 216 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:43,580 Say for your loss. 217 00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:47,620 We need pet food, but you know who doesn't? 218 00:08:47,621 --> 00:08:48,840 That pet. 219 00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:51,740 Wait, I hope you're not suggesting that we kill pets. 220 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:53,780 No, but I think I have a plan. 221 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:58,360 Yeah, now I got to check in with my dumb dad every couple of hours. 222 00:08:58,620 --> 00:09:00,720 Because of a major cardiac event you experienced. 223 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:02,060 He's gonna outlive us all. 224 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:03,576 He told me that on my 10th birthday. 225 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:06,280 And now he's out of my house, probably rifling through all my stuff. 226 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:08,200 Hey, where it is going to find your diary. 227 00:09:08,420 --> 00:09:09,420 It's a captain's log. 228 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:11,200 And he's never going to find him. 229 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:13,680 I haven't hidden behind... Oh, nice try. 230 00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:18,040 What's that wrestling set? 231 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:19,120 Is that potato chips? 232 00:09:19,540 --> 00:09:20,820 No, that would be crinklier. 233 00:09:21,140 --> 00:09:24,140 No, no, Frank is stress-eating sugar-free gummy worms right now. 234 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:26,520 Look, I've been running my teeth lately. 235 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:28,760 It's a dissolvable bite guard, okay? 236 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,500 You know the sweet treats you need, buddy. 237 00:09:30,860 --> 00:09:32,440 It's tough taking care of an aging parent. 238 00:09:32,460 --> 00:09:33,100 It really is. 239 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:34,620 Your mom's like 45, whatever. 240 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:36,860 Actually, my mom just turned 50. 241 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,620 And I can't wait to take care of her. 242 00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:40,040 She's gonna be such a fun roommate. 243 00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:40,780 She really is. 244 00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:43,640 Yeah, the aging parents can be tough. 245 00:09:43,900 --> 00:09:44,900 Not for me personally. 246 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,076 I got all these siblings and cousins. 247 00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:47,476 I'm never gonna have to worry about it. 248 00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:49,760 Yeah, my sister's on the hook for our parents. 249 00:09:49,820 --> 00:09:50,940 Cause she's a hospice nurse. 250 00:09:50,980 --> 00:09:52,780 So she's like really sweet about her so... 251 00:09:53,340 --> 00:09:54,340 Yeah, they're gross. 252 00:09:55,260 --> 00:09:56,260 They're both lucky. 253 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:56,760 Hi, Emily. 254 00:09:57,180 --> 00:10:00,160 Hey, Frank, your dad is here? 255 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:01,480 What? 256 00:10:01,780 --> 00:10:03,420 Look, he senses he like the predator. 257 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:06,000 My best advice is to cover yourself in mud and don't move. 258 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:08,260 He's been strongly requesting his sweater. 259 00:10:08,261 --> 00:10:12,120 I offered him my office card again and he said he does not like balloon sleeves. 260 00:10:12,540 --> 00:10:14,040 You have my permission to put him down. 261 00:10:14,060 --> 00:10:15,800 I want to watch the American game. 262 00:10:15,820 --> 00:10:18,420 Okay, yeah, we can set you up on the iPad until Frank gets back. 263 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:20,680 And bring me my sweater dipstick. 264 00:10:21,460 --> 00:10:22,780 Yeah, bring the sweater dipstick. 265 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:24,280 Sorry, Frank. 266 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:28,640 Don't look at me. 267 00:10:32,190 --> 00:10:34,630 No pine tar players who weren't fat. 268 00:10:35,470 --> 00:10:37,270 Baseball is not the same game. 269 00:10:37,670 --> 00:10:38,670 Oh, oh. 270 00:10:40,070 --> 00:10:41,070 Oh, sorry. 271 00:10:41,110 --> 00:10:43,206 I can change that if you want to watch something else. 272 00:10:43,230 --> 00:10:44,150 No, it's a good one. 273 00:10:44,250 --> 00:10:44,750 Pay to a gem. 274 00:10:44,850 --> 00:10:45,610 I get into a fight. 275 00:10:45,850 --> 00:10:48,870 Whoa, are you telling me that you watch Hot Pursuit? 276 00:10:49,290 --> 00:10:52,130 No, first I thought it was a cop show and then it got its looks at me. 277 00:10:52,230 --> 00:10:54,490 It's literally my favorite dating show of all time. 278 00:10:54,510 --> 00:10:55,710 We have to turn the volume up. 279 00:10:55,711 --> 00:10:57,310 So the subtitles aren't you? 280 00:10:57,330 --> 00:10:57,690 Definitely. 281 00:10:57,830 --> 00:10:59,510 I can never understand what Jem is saying. 282 00:11:01,770 --> 00:11:05,870 A donation like this would be a wonderful way to honor the memory of Rusty. 283 00:11:05,871 --> 00:11:09,147 Yeah, now that he's crossed over the Rainbow Bridge, 284 00:11:09,148 --> 00:11:11,671 his earthly positions can be put to good use. 285 00:11:12,610 --> 00:11:15,110 I think Rusty would have liked that. 286 00:11:15,670 --> 00:11:16,670 Absolutely. 287 00:11:16,770 --> 00:11:17,770 Yeah. 288 00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:19,090 Oh, come here, you. 289 00:11:20,010 --> 00:11:23,930 I know this is a difficult time, but may I ask, did you buy in bulk? 290 00:11:24,790 --> 00:11:25,230 Hey. 291 00:11:25,590 --> 00:11:26,290 Your answer is it? 292 00:11:26,490 --> 00:11:28,749 There's another service starting and you look at the size 293 00:11:28,769 --> 00:11:31,150 of the grape star, and you just know they spoiled their dog. 294 00:11:32,470 --> 00:11:33,850 Please don't head before 5 p.m. 295 00:11:33,890 --> 00:11:34,610 Thank you. 296 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:35,630 Watch out. 297 00:11:40,610 --> 00:11:41,610 Oh, God. 298 00:11:43,590 --> 00:11:44,870 Another great app. 299 00:11:44,950 --> 00:11:47,926 Though, I don't know how they can legally call any of those things bathing suits, 300 00:11:47,950 --> 00:11:50,611 but... Well, it's good that you have the show. 301 00:11:51,050 --> 00:11:51,470 Yeah. 302 00:11:52,070 --> 00:11:53,470 Wait, what do you mean? 303 00:11:53,790 --> 00:11:53,970 Nothing. 304 00:11:54,210 --> 00:11:55,010 It fills a void for you. 305 00:11:55,170 --> 00:11:56,170 It's good. 306 00:11:56,490 --> 00:11:59,210 Okay, well, you don't actually know that much about me. 307 00:11:59,530 --> 00:12:01,210 Oh, it's a detective for 30 years. 308 00:12:01,350 --> 00:12:02,510 I can draw a few conclusions. 309 00:12:02,570 --> 00:12:03,090 Please don't. 310 00:12:03,091 --> 00:12:07,590 You have a small bald spot in an irregular location on your scalp. 311 00:12:07,591 --> 00:12:07,990 No. 312 00:12:08,050 --> 00:12:12,290 You're a warrior, and you're a workaholic, and clearly you're not married, 313 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:14,490 based on that mithering ring finger. 314 00:12:15,910 --> 00:12:16,910 Excuse me. 315 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:22,490 I am actually very happy with my life, and I am not in a rush for any of that stuff. 316 00:12:22,710 --> 00:12:24,450 Well, part of the issue is how you dress. 317 00:12:25,190 --> 00:12:26,190 What's with the blazer? 318 00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:27,370 You win the masters? 319 00:12:30,770 --> 00:12:34,410 The homeowner said she's been hearing the scuttling sound coming from up there for 320 00:12:34,411 --> 00:12:38,170 the past two weeks, and she said it's less of a chug chug chug chug chug chug chug. 321 00:12:38,171 --> 00:12:40,370 And more of a... Hmm. 322 00:12:41,130 --> 00:12:43,090 By knowing, I don't know if it was an usual thing. 323 00:12:45,770 --> 00:12:46,370 Hey, Emily. 324 00:12:46,730 --> 00:12:47,730 Put me on speaker. 325 00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:49,110 Hi, Frank. 326 00:12:49,111 --> 00:12:50,431 Yeah, your father is a nightmare. 327 00:12:50,610 --> 00:12:51,930 So it's condition of your church. 328 00:12:52,170 --> 00:12:53,306 Sounds like you ain't six-ton. 329 00:12:53,330 --> 00:12:53,790 Darm right. 330 00:12:53,910 --> 00:12:55,110 I put him in the parking lot. 331 00:12:55,590 --> 00:12:56,630 Isn't it about to ring? 332 00:12:56,631 --> 00:12:58,330 Yes, so please come take him up. 333 00:12:58,550 --> 00:12:59,730 I am going to go journal. 334 00:13:00,310 --> 00:13:01,310 Bye. 335 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:11,080 What? 336 00:13:11,620 --> 00:13:13,176 I'm sending a cat to dig into my house. 337 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:16,340 I'm not getting into some driverless robot car. 338 00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:20,320 No, I said a cab probably driven by another half blind old man like you. 339 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,620 It's going to start raining. 340 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,280 I do just find an array. 341 00:13:23,820 --> 00:13:24,920 It's the Vietcom. 342 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,060 Are you all right? 343 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:35,500 Yeah, I'm fine. 344 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:36,640 No, I'm not. 345 00:13:36,740 --> 00:13:40,161 He's probably going to catch pneumoniae and then I'll be stuck with him indefinitely. 346 00:13:40,260 --> 00:13:42,160 Him slowly fusing to the fabric and the carriage. 347 00:13:42,180 --> 00:13:44,256 Me explaining what happened to the old host of Jeopardy. 348 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:46,180 That's my life forever. 349 00:13:50,420 --> 00:13:53,380 Hey, you okay? 350 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:57,060 All right, you scared me a little bit. 351 00:13:57,200 --> 00:14:00,100 I'm just going to take a closer look at the floor. 352 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:04,260 Frank, Frank, I only know how to do CPR on a dog. 353 00:14:04,460 --> 00:14:05,460 I need to get up. 354 00:14:06,380 --> 00:14:07,380 Ah, ah, ah, ah. 355 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:09,340 Had it, you done enough. 356 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,220 OMG, look who's here. 357 00:14:14,660 --> 00:14:15,880 You remember Patel? 358 00:14:16,820 --> 00:14:17,820 Victoria? 359 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:18,280 Emily. 360 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:19,536 Dude, I didn't hit my head. 361 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:20,700 We came as soon as we heard. 362 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:23,720 Well, as soon as we could make out what she was saying in between sobs. 363 00:14:23,721 --> 00:14:25,820 Okay, guys, I'm fine. 364 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:27,080 Unless I'm not, of course. 365 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:28,356 Well, we're here for you, buddy. 366 00:14:28,380 --> 00:14:29,456 You got a plan for the sherbet? 367 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:30,200 Oh, and don't worry. 368 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:31,380 Frank, your dad is okay. 369 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:31,900 I did. 370 00:14:31,901 --> 00:14:33,856 He's down in the car and can I just say I am 371 00:14:33,857 --> 00:14:35,640 surprised this is your first hard episode. 372 00:14:36,220 --> 00:14:36,800 Mr. Shaw. 373 00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:37,720 Good news. 374 00:14:38,020 --> 00:14:39,240 Your EKG results are normal. 375 00:14:39,540 --> 00:14:39,800 Yes. 376 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:41,680 You knew it, my heart is awesome. 377 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:42,440 Yours all suck. 378 00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:45,560 It seems this incident was simply caused by excessive flatulence. 379 00:14:45,561 --> 00:14:49,179 Well, thank you, Doctor, for waiting until on my 380 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:52,080 co-workers were present to give me that diagnosis. 381 00:14:52,340 --> 00:14:54,040 Could we get that reported riding? 382 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:55,200 We'd love to frame it. 383 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:57,000 Have you had any sugar-free foods recently? 384 00:14:57,380 --> 00:14:57,760 Yes. 385 00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:00,700 My man was mainlining sugar-free gummy worms all day. 386 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:01,620 Well, that would do it. 387 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:04,132 We found high amounts of sorbetle in your blood, which 388 00:15:04,133 --> 00:15:06,780 can contribute to chest pain and high levels of gas. 389 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:07,320 Yeah. 390 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:12,000 I was here when the nurse released it and I will never forget what I heard. 391 00:15:12,260 --> 00:15:12,700 Stop. 392 00:15:12,701 --> 00:15:14,860 Stop, listen, I don't usually eat this way. 393 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:15,540 I track all my money. 394 00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:17,140 macros across three different amps. 395 00:15:17,260 --> 00:15:20,000 I just wound a little tight today. 396 00:15:20,001 --> 00:15:21,520 Well, today was a false alarm. 397 00:15:21,780 --> 00:15:23,549 But with your family history of heart disease, 398 00:15:23,550 --> 00:15:25,981 it's important that you manage your stress. 399 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:30,065 You know, I still have a lot to process, so I'm 400 00:15:30,066 --> 00:15:33,100 going to have to ask all of you to leave the room. 401 00:15:33,540 --> 00:15:34,020 Absolutely. 402 00:15:34,340 --> 00:15:35,340 Of course, immediately. 403 00:15:35,860 --> 00:15:36,140 Yeah. 404 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:37,880 No, we gotta go. 405 00:15:38,060 --> 00:15:38,840 We gotta go right now. 406 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:40,200 We gotta go right now. 407 00:15:41,220 --> 00:15:44,420 Okay, I just got a message from that family who buried their poodle. 408 00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:47,460 Two bags of food and a gently used dog bed. 409 00:15:47,620 --> 00:15:49,500 At this rate, I'm going to need a second shed. 410 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,320 Hey, guys, I just got a pretty weird call. 411 00:15:52,420 --> 00:15:55,300 A man said that you were soliciting him during his cat's funeral. 412 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:57,276 No, we didn't mean to interrupt the service. 413 00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:58,980 It was just a super long moment of silence. 414 00:15:59,280 --> 00:15:59,600 What? 415 00:15:59,740 --> 00:16:03,720 Actually, we brought them closure and scored a bunch of free stuff up to up. 416 00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:08,720 Look, your job is very hard, but it has turned you into, and I say this with love, 417 00:16:08,860 --> 00:16:09,860 soulless monsters. 418 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:12,880 Uh, soulless monsters with a can of full-end new dog bed. 419 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,000 Take a look at that, yeah. 420 00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:14,300 Yeah. 421 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:14,800 Okay. 422 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:16,700 Um, look, I'm a cool boss. 423 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,500 I am, everyone knows it. 424 00:16:18,501 --> 00:16:21,280 I've been stalking about it, and I know that you guys use gallows humor to get 425 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:22,961 through the day, but this has gone too far. 426 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,220 I really think you need to talk to somebody about it. 427 00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:26,420 You mean like an open mic? 428 00:16:26,580 --> 00:16:29,396 Because I've been working on this joke about the headless rabbits we found. 429 00:16:29,420 --> 00:16:32,400 You've heard of a headless head, but have you heard of it? 430 00:16:32,401 --> 00:16:33,836 I don't want to hear the end of that. 431 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:36,291 No, I meant that there's a more healthy way to process 432 00:16:36,292 --> 00:16:38,740 the sad things that you see on the job than making jokes. 433 00:16:38,741 --> 00:16:39,760 Like therapy. 434 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:41,660 We don't need that. 435 00:16:41,740 --> 00:16:42,380 We don't need that. 436 00:16:42,381 --> 00:16:43,940 It's not good to bottle stuff up. 437 00:16:43,941 --> 00:16:44,941 Look at Frank. 438 00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:47,080 And how should we be like you? 439 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,680 Yeah, yelling at old guys, leaving the mat in monsoon. 440 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:50,200 Okay, fine. 441 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:50,640 Be miserable. 442 00:16:50,820 --> 00:16:51,520 I don't really care. 443 00:16:51,540 --> 00:16:53,220 Just don't let it affect your jobs anymore. 444 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:53,500 Okay. 445 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:54,640 That's a good plan. 446 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,814 I've heard of undressing people with your eyes, 447 00:17:02,815 --> 00:17:05,921 but hugging people with your eyes is disturbing. 448 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:06,040 Hmm. 449 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:07,600 You really scared me today. 450 00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:08,480 Everything scares you. 451 00:17:08,481 --> 00:17:11,020 I can't say bloody married three times without you. 452 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:12,360 It's twice this year. 453 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:13,060 Don't do it. 454 00:17:13,061 --> 00:17:14,061 And I'm serious, man. 455 00:17:14,140 --> 00:17:14,380 Okay. 456 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,360 Your dad turns you into a stressed machine. 457 00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:18,580 And it's only going to get worse as you get older. 458 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:22,480 So I brought somebody here that knows the thing or two about that. 459 00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:33,790 I'll give you two a second along. 460 00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:38,510 Someday they'll track a disease spreading to this very moment. 461 00:17:43,690 --> 00:17:45,270 That is really cute. 462 00:17:45,510 --> 00:17:46,510 It's adorable. 463 00:17:46,870 --> 00:17:48,150 See, we feel stuff. 464 00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:49,370 Yeah, we're not monsters. 465 00:17:49,530 --> 00:17:50,830 We just don't dwell on the negatives. 466 00:17:50,831 --> 00:17:51,250 Right. 467 00:17:51,251 --> 00:17:55,951 If we were, we would look at that puppy over there and we might remember some things. 468 00:17:56,090 --> 00:17:57,090 Yeah. 469 00:17:57,630 --> 00:17:59,090 Like what happened on Route 12? 470 00:17:59,570 --> 00:18:02,150 Route 12, I don't know if the guy remember that one. 471 00:18:02,430 --> 00:18:03,970 Route 12 was the never-doodle puppy. 472 00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:04,770 No, I know. 473 00:18:04,810 --> 00:18:06,710 Of course, I remember I'm just pushing it down. 474 00:18:09,490 --> 00:18:11,510 What was his name? 475 00:18:14,030 --> 00:18:14,470 Splat? 476 00:18:14,471 --> 00:18:14,910 No. 477 00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:16,410 Seriously, I want to remember. 478 00:18:16,411 --> 00:18:17,010 It wasn't splat. 479 00:18:17,150 --> 00:18:17,670 It was burrito. 480 00:18:17,990 --> 00:18:19,110 Burrito, that's right. 481 00:18:19,330 --> 00:18:20,330 It was something pretty. 482 00:18:21,270 --> 00:18:21,450 Stop. 483 00:18:21,610 --> 00:18:22,370 I can feel you getting upset. 484 00:18:22,530 --> 00:18:23,270 I don't want to get upset. 485 00:18:23,550 --> 00:18:24,850 So we just stopped by. 486 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:25,870 I didn't know how to. 487 00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:28,970 You remember the kittens and the well? 488 00:18:29,830 --> 00:18:31,470 Alistair, paper, buttons, and cosplay. 489 00:18:31,590 --> 00:18:32,590 I think about you. 490 00:18:37,030 --> 00:18:39,010 You guys are staring at the child. 491 00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:39,830 What's going on? 492 00:18:39,831 --> 00:18:41,110 You haven't looked like a dog. 493 00:18:41,650 --> 00:18:41,870 You haven't looked like a dog. 494 00:18:42,530 --> 00:18:44,590 All right, I'm pulling you both from the field. 495 00:18:45,010 --> 00:18:46,430 Cherish, this time. 496 00:18:46,770 --> 00:18:48,850 I'm afraid that was a dog's going to be gone. 497 00:18:49,030 --> 00:18:50,250 No, no, no, no, no, no. 498 00:18:50,790 --> 00:18:52,030 Everything's going to be there. 499 00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:53,530 It's going to be therapy now. 500 00:18:54,730 --> 00:18:55,850 I don't know, Bucky. 501 00:18:56,250 --> 00:19:00,670 Doesn't he realize that you're supposed to mellow out with age? 502 00:19:00,671 --> 00:19:02,390 I think he's getting even worse. 503 00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:06,430 And because my family sucks, I'm going to be the one that has to take care of him. 504 00:19:06,431 --> 00:19:09,470 And I just don't know if I can do that. 505 00:19:10,530 --> 00:19:13,390 I mean, who's going to take care of me when I get old? 506 00:19:15,770 --> 00:19:17,670 Because I'm all alone. 507 00:19:19,670 --> 00:19:21,930 And I don't know if that's ever going to change. 508 00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:27,370 You are surprisingly helpful to talk to. 509 00:19:34,070 --> 00:19:39,270 Can't believe I'm going to say this, but I'd like to talk to you. 510 00:19:39,710 --> 00:19:44,150 We need to try and find a way to make this work. 511 00:19:44,790 --> 00:19:47,370 We need to take hours, or maybe even... 512 00:19:48,490 --> 00:19:50,410 Listen, I'm just saying what a truth. 513 00:19:52,310 --> 00:19:56,450 Like I understand that you've been through a lot these past few days. 514 00:19:57,690 --> 00:19:58,690 So... 515 00:20:03,980 --> 00:20:06,340 It's a wrong sweater, no nuts. 516 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,160 I said the blue one. 517 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:09,900 That is the one I like. 518 00:20:10,260 --> 00:20:11,980 Not the cheap one you gave me for Christmas. 519 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,900 Color blind and stupid. 520 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:21,840 Get your family over here. 521 00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:27,340 I'm all alone. 522 00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:30,080 My wife vetoed all my baby names. 523 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:31,760 Uncle Barry Patel. 524 00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:34,140 Who would have been a major league venture? 525 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,440 So, what have I got to say to get you to prescribe me the good stuff? 526 00:20:37,441 --> 00:20:39,400 I think I let us down a weird path. 527 00:20:39,540 --> 00:20:41,100 I'm not actually going to kill anyone. 528 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:44,800 You know, I was just asking if you would have to report it on a curiosity. 529 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,840 And you do after report it, which is good. 530 00:20:48,841 --> 00:20:49,841 And why I asked. 531 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:53,500 I understand that giving a patient a letter great completely misses the point 532 00:20:53,501 --> 00:20:57,700 of therapy, but if you were to give me a score out of 100 on how good I'm doing. 533 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,176 There's a couple of areas I don't want to unravel. 534 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,220 Love life, family, fear of mortality. 535 00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:03,900 Oh, nothing about body or food. 536 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,440 Do it. 537 00:21:05,441 --> 00:21:06,441 Every in and all new. 538 00:21:06,540 --> 00:21:07,540 Going done.